As another year comes to an end, we gather 'round the Festivus Pole with our family and friends. A simple, unadorned aluminum pole is all we need to put us in the holiday spirit; no need for the commercialism so prevalent in other holiday celebrations.
Soon the Festivus dinner will commence and the Airing of Grievances will begin. We will each learn of how we have disappointed the others this past year. As Frank Costanza once said "I've got a lot of problems with you people and now, you're gonna hear about it."
Once we are all nice and mad at each other following the Airing of Grievances, the Feats of Strength will give us an avenue for this newfound anger. And, remember, Festivus does not end until someone pins the head of the household.
We wish you a Merry Festivus and a Happy New Year!